delicatesquashblossom:

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

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horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

[jester that just got kicked in the crotch] ah! my jesticles!

prithee, my lady, answer me honestly - is it the jingle of my jangle that draws your eyes?

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dat-soldier:

Every time I see an Evanescence redraw I just think of the distorted flush emoji

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morbidaee:

morbidaee:

bundibird:

redwing:

ajays-lullaby:

honuofhawaii:

arctic-ham:

redwing:

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Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

What @redwing said

who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce

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literalliterature:

babygirl i can waste time i don’t even have

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softservewidow:

abonethrownfromthevoid:

Losing my mind over this

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

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tharkflark1:

adelicateculturecell:

dreamsequencer:

professorsparklepants:

professorsparklepants:

I’ve made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China’s mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

For reference, here’s what my local mountains look like:

Here’s the general art style Chinese mountains are drawn in:

And here’s how some of them actually look:

What the FUCK

I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.

thank you 

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tammycraps:

I get in the shower to wash my balls and hole and this message appears

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gdcreeper:

If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife’s cooking is mid as hell, I’d just crash the ship and kill myself

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tardreryen:

ppl complaining about the writers strike are weak & lame for obvious reasons, but also bc of their reliance on new/current shows. like…develop an unhealthy & isolating hyperfixation on a 20+ years old television show like the rest of us…

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